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Post by Arkas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:19 am

We'll start it simple.
What would you say about someone who is perfect with herbs?
They have perfect thyming.

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Post by Guest on Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:51 am

Arkas wrote:We'll start it simple.
What would you say about someone who is perfect with herbs?
They have perfect thyming.

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Post by Arkas on Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:25 pm

Thyme is an herb, pronounced the same as time. And I botched it, it should've been impeccable thyming.

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Post by IshaAito on Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:13 pm

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
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Post by Zeek Illuser on Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:13 am

I have a few lame story jokes, if you want to hear
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Post by Moon Huntress on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:12 am

I liked the bar joke, I wrote that one down XD
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Post by Arkas on Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:38 am

There are so many ways to tweak the bar one... Two guys blah blah blah, second one should've seen it coming... Zeek, story jokes? Post them already, jerk! DOn;t hold out on us! WE NEED HUMOR TO SURVIVE! Or maybe not. Still, if you think of anything really bad, post it here. Or, ask a small child for a joke, and post it here.
What sort of tree could fit in your hand?
A palm tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who cares, it was delicious!
Stuff like that.

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Post by vivi on Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:02 pm

you guys like dirty jokes
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Post by Arkas on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:05 pm

That depends. Is it involving mud, or perversion? Or perverted mud? Cuz that would be REALLY dirty.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:57 am

Arkas wrote:That depends. Is it involving mud, or perversion? Or perverted mud? Cuz that would be REALLY dirty.

I certainly didn't see that coming. :3

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Post by IshaAito on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:07 am

An Indian, a cowboy, and a priest walk into a bar, the bartender asks "what is this, a joke?"
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Post by vivi on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:19 pm

is that yes if so heres one 2 gay monkeys take a trip to bangkok...wait thats a virtrue of life..
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Post by Guest on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:38 am

Bad jokes eh? Here's one :/

A lumberjack and a priest are whacking pine cones with sticks out in the woods,
the priest smashes a pine cone far into the distance, an excellent hit.
The lumberjack tosses his pine cone up in the air, swings his stick at it and misses,
shouting "Damnit I missed!"
The priest tells him, "Don't swear, god will smite you!" as he picks up a pine cone and
whacks it far into the woods.
"Yeah, yeah" says the lumberjack as he tries again, and misses, "Damnit I missed!"
The priest waves his finger at him and says "I'm telling you, god will smite you!"
The lumberjack waves his stick at another pine cone and hits it poorly, making it
spiral and land on the ground but a few feet away "Damnit,-"
Suddenly there's a roar of thunder and a bolt of lightning hits the priest, from the skies
a loud voice echoes "Damnit I missed!"

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Post by vivi on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:52 pm

Heheheheheheeh good one mine wasnt lol
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Post by Aiko Soulstar on Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:14 am

Oh I could so spend hours with this Razz

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Post by vivi on Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:57 pm

Crazy Babe
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Post by vivi on Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:59 pm

YAY I STARTED PAGE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Zeek Illuser on Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:01 pm

A boy has a paper route, and every day he rides his bike on the rout delivering the local newpaper to everyone in his area of the town. However, every day, he sees an old man at one house sprinkling white powder around the property. The boy is curious about the purpose of the white powder, as the grass around the edge of the property doesnt seem to like it much and is turning somewhat yellow, but He doesn't want to risk disrespecting his elders and holds his tongue.
Still, his curiosity nags at him.
One day he stops by the house and watches the man sprinkling the powder, and after a minute finally asks. "Old man, why do you put this white powder around your house every morning?"
The old man looked up from his task with a smile and a straight face and replied, 'it's to keep the dinosaurs away."
The boy paused, confused by the response, thinking it might be a joke, but the man doesn't change his answer, so he says, 'but there are no more dinosaurs."
The the man grinned. "See? it works!"
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Post by Guest on Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:40 am

Two atoms are sitting in a bar, when one of them suddenly says "I think I lost an electron!". The other one asks "Are you sure?" to which the first one replies "I'm positive!"

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Post by Guest on Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:45 am

The atom goes to the bar counter and asks "How much for a drink?", to which the bartender answers "For you, no charge."

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Post by Zeek Illuser on Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:05 pm

Three statisticians go hunting one day and find a 12-point buck.
the first statistician aims and fires, and the shot veers left.
the second shoots and it goes tot he right
from the back the third statistician yells "We go him!"
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